he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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