I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
