scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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