He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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