apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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