It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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