Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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