I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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