Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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