i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
