On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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