No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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