Already got asked if we're dating
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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