im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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