but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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