he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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