8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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