i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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