Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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