I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Still dying that you shit outside
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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