Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
