Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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