I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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