I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
