omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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