well I can't set my house on fire every night
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
there is glitter all over my balls
we should paint friendship bongs
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