hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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