Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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