Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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