im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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