god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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