Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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