Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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