I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm gonna fight the coyote
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
