I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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