found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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