he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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