so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
