You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
All the doctor said was why
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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