return my video game
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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