Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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