After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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