He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
nutella sex= disaster
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Please don't give away my fajitas
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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