you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You were trust falling into bushes
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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