In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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