I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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