Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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