Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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