Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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