ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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